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Your friend   
Member since: Apr 06
Posts: 325
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 15:16:36

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
“Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese


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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die


imate1   
Member since: Feb 10
Posts: 220
Location: Malton

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:03:35

1 hindu goes to the moon- we have a problem
10 hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
100 Hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
1000 hindus go to the moon- we have a problem
all the hindus go to the moon- Problem solved...



Your friend   
Member since: Apr 06
Posts: 325
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:08:49

1 Sikh goes to the moon- we have a problem
10 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
100 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
1000 Sikhs go to the moon- we have a problem
all the Sikhs go to the moon- Problem solved...

:cheers:


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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die


imate1   
Member since: Feb 10
Posts: 220
Location: Malton

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:10:05

A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from Tali Ram, a Hindu by threatening to kidnap his wife.
They send a note to him which reads : "Sale Hindu, Pay us Rs. 20,000
or your wife will be kidnapped."
The robbers get the note returned with the Tali Rams' response:
"I won't pay you Rs. 20,000 but I am interested in your second proposal."



Your friend   
Member since: Apr 06
Posts: 325
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:11:23

Imate1:

You justify meaning of jokes on Sardar.

:cheers:


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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die


Your friend   
Member since: Apr 06
Posts: 325
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:13:36

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!


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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die


Your friend   
Member since: Apr 06
Posts: 325
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:13:36

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!


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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die


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