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imate1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:48:11

What do hindus and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!



imate1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:49:30

A hindu saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Hindu: ” B.Com Final Year. :cheers: :cheers:



imate1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:50:44

Why did 18 Hindus go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed :clap:



imate1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 18:53:10

Teacher: "What would have happened if electricity had not been invented?"

Hindu Student: "We would have had to watch television by candle light."



imate1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 21:54:49

Ganesh and the Lotto

A Hindu finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

“Oh Ganesh, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Hindu goes back to the temple. “Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”Lotto night comes and Hindu still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. “My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and that Hindu is confronted by the voice of God: “Ghaday, buy a lottery ticket first.”



Your friend   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 22:20:07

Tum bhauke ja rahe ho imate1 phir bhi yaar maja nahi aya. . Everybody enjoys Sardar joke including broadminded sardars. Please do not create a bad impression about them. Sardar to sardar hote hai, bade dil wale.


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imate1   
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Location: Malton

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 19-08-10 22:26:56

Quote:
Originally posted by Your friend

Tum bhauke ja rahe ho imate1 phir bhi yaar maja nahi aya. . Everybody enjoys Sardar joke including broadminded sardars. Please do not create a bad impression about them. Sardar to sardar hote hai, bade dil wale.



Jo log shishae kie ghar main rahtae ha unae dusro ki ghar par pathar nahi marnae chayhae.

Hindu hona koye fakar ki baat nahi ha. Hindu koye superior nahi hain. Hindu koye special bhi nahi ha. Koye khas bat bhi nahi ha hindus main.

There are 2 crore hardworking sikhs in India and 2 crore Hindu hatte kattae beggars in India. You know what the west think of Hindus - if you insist I can send u on ur mail.

If you want to write jokes write anything except religion of someone. Write some name , ABC, Student- teacher, santa banta, husband - wife, 1st person - 2nd person. Otherwise you ..........can meet me to sort out so that you understand for all time and ur concept is clear.



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