A sikh and a hindu walk into a cafe. They proceed to each buy a glass of coke. Just as they were about to enjoy their coke, two flies landed in each of their cokes, and were stuck in the thick head.

The sikh pushed his coke away from him in disgust. The hindu picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the coke and then started yelling, “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU THIEVING B*ST*RD!!!”

Two hindus, both students of I.T. and aeronautical engineering, were talking about the american astronauts and china’s growing dominance in space exploration.

First Hindu What’s big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. We are hindus. We will go direct to the sun.

Second Hindu: But sun is too hot, it will melt us.

First Hindu: So what, we will go at night.

Panda and Pandey wanted to see the India vs. Pakistan cricket match. Walking along, Panda asked Pandey, “Why you wearing a patch over your eye?” “You’ll see,” said Pandey, approaching the ticket counter.
‘How much is it?’ asked Pandey at the ticket counter.
“Twenty rupees,’ said the ticket seller.
‘Well, I’ve only got one eye and so I’m only paying ten!’ Pandey said, pointing to the eye-patch he was wearing. And, surprisingly, the man let him in.
‘And I’m only paying ten pounds,’ said Panda
‘Stop there,’ said the guard, ‘you’ve got two eyes!’
‘Yes,’ said Panda, ‘but I’ve only come to see India.’

Q: What do you call 10 Hindus standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Keept it up. Jokes on Sardars jindabad. Your jokes does not bring the flavor. Sorry.

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die

A Hindu graduate girl goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her tubby brahmin husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The smelly grinning hindu husband laughs and says: “An English
girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked

“The one I asked for — the English girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl”

Big-Time Hindu was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then he came to the column, SALARY EXPECTED. He was not sure what to write there.
After an hour of prayer of shiva lingam he wrote, “Yes.”