Hi friends,
This one is indeed very good.
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for
ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home toshow it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was
kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next
to the bag. Sardarji
opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?
Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji
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Whenever you experience joy, peace, security, equanimity or purity, it is only because you are aligned with ALMIGHTY.
Laughing out loud 
Actually it was like this :-
Hi friends,
This one is indeed very good.
There was a Hindu who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for
ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Hindu then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Hindu".
Hindu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home toshow it to his parents.
The next morning the Hindu checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was
kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next
to the bag. Hindu
opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:
"How can a Hindu do this to a fellow Hindu?
Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Hindu
Location: Somewhere in dreamland
Posted on: 12-08-10 21:25:54
Quote:
Originally posted by imate1
Actually it was like this :-
Dude,
Sardarji jokes are like jokes on blond women
No one really thinks Sardars are stupid (just like No one really thinks Blond women are stupid)
Stop complaining about each and everything on this forum
If you complain about Sikh's being not Hindus ... I can understand that
but taking Sardarji jokes seriously...
I think you are immature
Quote:
Originally posted by imate1
Actually it was like this :-
Hi friends,
This one is indeed very good.
There was a Hindu who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for
ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Hindu then wrote a note saying:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag
and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side
of the city
playground".
Signed: "A Hindu".
Hindu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home toshow it to his parents.
The next morning the Hindu checked, and sure
enough a paper bag was
kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next
to the bag. Hindu
opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying:
"How can a Hindu do this to a fellow Hindu?
Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Hindu
You missed something here. A sardar is also Hindu. They were not born in any other religion. In Canada they became Sikh.
Sherlock Hindu
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Hindu, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?”
The Jewish man answered without hesitation “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question.
He replied Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Hindu arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question.
He thought for a long time, before saying, “Could I have some time to think about it?”
The chief said, “OK, but get back to me tomorrow.”
When the Hindu arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview?”
Back came the reply, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder.”
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Q: What Did The Hindu girl’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing… Coz They Never Met…
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Q: How do you confuse a hindu soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
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Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.
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Q: Have you ever seen Hindu war heroes?
A: Neither have hindus.
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Q: Why are the Hindus so afraid of war?
A: You would be too if you never won one in your history.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with an elephant?
A: A hindu god
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Q: What did Big-Time Hindu do after making photocopies?
A: He compared them with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Big-Time Hindu goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “O fool! It is a thermos!”
Big-Time Hindu is confused for a moment, then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk stares at the Hindu for a while, then responds slowly, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
Big-Time Hindu says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, Big-Time Hindu walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss sees him and asks, “What is in your thermos?”
Big-Time Hindu responds, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
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Big-Time Hindu was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then he came to the column, SALARY EXPECTED. He was not sure what to write there.
After an hour of prayer he wrote, “Yes.”
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Big-Time Hindu calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Banaras?”
“Just a sec,” says the rep.
“Thank you,” says Big-Time Hindu, and hangs up.
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Pandaa and Pandeey are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts gushing inside.
“Now what to we do ?” asked Pandaa.
Replied Pandeey, “Make one more hole. *Ek aur hole bana do*. And write `IN’ on one hole and `OUT’ on the other hole, so that the water will come in through one hole and go out through the other!”
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Q) How do you get a Hindu out of your backyard?
A) Move your bins out the front.
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Feel free to laugh and enjoy
It is not just blonds and sikh which look good in jokes, hindus look better than them.
