Ek Sardar ki biwi ne us se poocha ki agar aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hain ?
Sardar : Main heater ke paas jaa ke beth jaata hoon.
Biwi : Aur agar aur bhi sardi lage to ?
Sardar : To heater ON kar leta hoon.

a sardar was beating his son and his wife asked him “ise kyu mar rahai ho” then sardar told “maine iske cell ko call kiyatha to ek ladki boli-the person ur calling is busy”………

A house was on fire and there were 25 ppl in that house.Then a sardar went inside and saved lives of 6 men by pulling them out……….But he was jailed…….Why? because ………………………………….
……………………………………………….All the 6 ppl were FIREMEN..


Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Banta Singh”

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Banta Singh”

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!


Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

“I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor.”

He ended the essay as, “A father in need is a father in deed….!”

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die

Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn’t you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die

Quote:

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Originally posted by Your friend

Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn’t you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

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SARDARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile
No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


This one is too good.

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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die