Location: Toronto , ontario , ca
Posted on: 26-06-04 13:43:32
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping
your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a
drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's
overworked.
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Sucess is not an accident it is a result of hardwork with intelligence.
Can this thread be moved to "Have Fun."
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Spot the difference:
Often the differnce between the winner and the looser is one who stops trying and one who does not.
Often the difference between the winner and the loser is one who stops trying and one who does not.
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Location: Toronto , ontario , ca
Posted on: 27-06-04 23:41:35
the difference is that the speeling of difference is wrong so whats the big deal man .when u read a manual u try and learn things and not spot spelling mistakes as a F7 command on ur pc can also do that.
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Sucess is not an accident it is a result of hardwork with intelligence.
my boss is in depression these days....she broke off with her BF last week.
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