In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one CANADA Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the CANADA Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment,
a goat or two every day and a CANADA PR Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they
cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same
food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at
him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's
wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you
delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle .. but .. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '

Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere...

How true ...... who else can understand this better

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Excellent Joke.