A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

A boy is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal ", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal ”, it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....."
Finally he wrote the conclusion.......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"