Posted on: 27-09-10 13:24:53
I got this mail recently and now sharing it on CD .
WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE REBORN ...
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you'. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris, walking with Louis Vouton hand bags, instead of their white robes and thailies. They are riding Mercedes Benz and BMW's instead of the Horse Drawn chariots, and they're selling their halos to people in hell for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, because they keep crouching down the midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!' (sold the other half to the guys in Hell for fans)
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians'!. 'Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do you in for today?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'?
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes later, Satan returns to the phone and says, 'I'm back. Now what the heck was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell as comfortable a place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Now they are generating free electricity with it and run the air conditioner to cool them. Very ingenious these Indians are!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IIT connection between heaven and hell and also between ME and GOD. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora chain, Chole batura, channa shops, Dosa and samosa franchise, barfi, Chakli and Dokla,Jalebi,Idli,Paan shops, which I had to stop, but lost in the courts..Business is booming here in hell and I am requesting you "OH LORD PLEASE" "send them back to earth as soon as their time arrives for re-birth". These are the only guys that want to go back to India in their rebirth Qline and continue in their trade. The others want to continue in here in hell.
So this is how and why Indians are the only ones want to be re-born. This business is booming and it is damn good in India, come hell or high water!!
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Originally posted by AshwaniG
I got this mail recently and now sharing it on CD .
WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE REBORN ...
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you'. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris, walking with Louis Vouton hand bags, instead of their white robes and thailies. They are riding Mercedes Benz and BMW's instead of the Horse Drawn chariots, and they're selling their halos to people in hell for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, because they keep crouching down the midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!' (sold the other half to the guys in Hell for fans)
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians'!. 'Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do you in for today?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'?
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes later, Satan returns to the phone and says, 'I'm back. Now what the heck was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell as comfortable a place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Now they are generating free electricity with it and run the air conditioner to cool them. Very ingenious these Indians are!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IIT connection between heaven and hell and also between ME and GOD. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora chain, Chole batura, channa shops, Dosa and samosa franchise, barfi, Chakli and Dokla,Jalebi,Idli,Paan shops, which I had to stop, but lost in the courts..Business is booming here in hell and I am requesting you "OH LORD PLEASE" "send them back to earth as soon as their time arrives for re-birth". These are the only guys that want to go back to India in their rebirth Qline and continue in their trade. The others want to continue in here in hell.
So this is how and why Indians are the only ones want to be re-born. This business is booming and it is damn good in India, come hell or high water!!
Good one...
Ekdum sahi hai.
Hiren
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Originally posted by AshwaniG
WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE REBORN ...
So that Bollywood can get enough "masala" to churn out rebirth movies every couple of years
Simply one word, AMAZING !
NICE ONE..........LOL........
Like it...
Quote:
Originally posted by AshwaniG
I got this mail recently and now sharing it on CD .
WHY ONLY INDIANS ARE REBORN ...
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you'. We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris, walking with Louis Vouton hand bags, instead of their white robes and thailies. They are riding Mercedes Benz and BMW's instead of the Horse Drawn chariots, and they're selling their halos to people in hell for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, because they keep crouching down the midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!' (sold the other half to the guys in Hell for fans)
The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians'!. 'Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'
Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do you in for today?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'?
Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes later, Satan returns to the phone and says, 'I'm back. Now what the heck was the question?'
Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell as comfortable a place to live in by putting out the fire..fire is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Now they are generating free electricity with it and run the air conditioner to cool them. Very ingenious these Indians are!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IIT connection between heaven and hell and also between ME and GOD. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! Some were trying to start a chai - pakora chain, Chole batura, channa shops, Dosa and samosa franchise, barfi, Chakli and Dokla,Jalebi,Idli,Paan shops, which I had to stop, but lost in the courts..Business is booming here in hell and I am requesting you "OH LORD PLEASE" "send them back to earth as soon as their time arrives for re-birth". These are the only guys that want to go back to India in their rebirth Qline and continue in their trade. The others want to continue in here in hell.
So this is how and why Indians are the only ones want to be re-born. This business is booming and it is damn good in India, come hell or high water!!
Nice one!!!!
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