possibly you might have heard half of them:




Sardar 1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?

Sardar2:-Birla cement

Sardar1:-Kyun?

Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol
Raha

Hoon".

The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table.

The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,
morning

becomes tight"

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for
a

novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he

bought the

ticket and didn't travel.

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line

said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).

The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

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What is the height of stupidity?

2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat

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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming

pools,one of which is always empty?

It's for people who can't swim!

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?

Driver: Which part?

Santa Singh: All of me, of

course!

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What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?

deep thinker..

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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'

'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.

'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.

Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl! So girl

shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'

And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se

maroon??!!!'

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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket
counter

with two men ahead of him.

Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'

'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.

It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.

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Ashish

After a long time, Nice jokes that i enjoyed as a common man.
TK

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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.

Nice Jokes...but know what "Something hurts".... Hope you understand......

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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM