Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, "Where are all
the monkeys?"

"It's mating season," the keeper replies. "They're inside."

"Do you think they'd come out for peanuts?"

"Probably not," answers the keeper.

"Why not?" persists the visitor.

"Would you?"

hahaha!! I liked this one...putting things in perspective I'd say

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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
- Bill Maher