Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.



5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Santa Singh an Indian (Punjabi) guy.
Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'



Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.



Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room.
Santa says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.



Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Santa says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.



Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Santa turns to the other candidate and says, 'Hor Bhaphe ki haal chaal?.'
The other candidate answers, ' O Vadiya veer jee, tussi Sunnao'

Very Good one.

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CONFIDENCE AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE CAN PULL A LOT OF THINGS AMAZINGLY ....GUD JOB SANTA ..

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ROTFL. Good one. Confidence is the key.

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Originally posted by AshwaniG
....GUD JOB SANTA ..

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Here is one (may be old):

Santa goes to a zoo in London. He has been just laid off. He sees that there is no bear in the cage. He asks the staff abt the bear. He was told that the bear is dead. Then one of the staffers asks Santa if he could act as a bear for some time till they get a real one. Why not, thought Santa. So he gets into the skin. Later he observes that there is a lion in the next cage. The staffer who gives lunch forgot to close the door between teh cages. The lion sees this and starts coming towards the bear (Santa). Now Santa is petrified. He thinks this is the end and decides to pray. Stands up and in a high pitch shouts "Jo bole so nihal".

All the animals in the cages around shout "Sath shree akal"

DIO

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Originally posted by desi in ottawa

All the animals in the cages around shout "Sath shree akal"

DIO

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