This is a joke, a friend sent to me from India. No offense meant to the fair sex. Nothing but pure fun.


Dear Help Desk,

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programmes and launches during
System initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,

XXXXXXXX

REPLY FROM HELPDESK:

Dear sir,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT programme. Wife 1.0 is on the other hand, an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are
unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the programme files from the system. Once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with
the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \\I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key.

It may be necessary to run C:\\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully
the operating system will return to normal. Although Wife 1.0 is a very high maintenance program,

it can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!


WARNING: Do not install the free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0) that
comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the software would lead to \"Not Responding\" messages from Wife1.0 operating system.

Big hahahaha!

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HOPE

Classic joke! Well done!I laughed to my heart's content for the first time since coming to Canada!
Three cheers to you!