Jokes from Rediff:

A Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the glass twice.'

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.'

OYE BALLE BALLE, YOU ARE MAHAAN PAAJI !!!!



An Italian, a Frenchman and an Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: 'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes.'

The Frenchman says: 'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.'

The Parsi says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.'

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, 'Two hours, phenomenal !!!!
What did you do to make her scream for two hours?

The Parsi replied" I wiped my hands on the curtains..'

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sumjo

Good.