Good Joke for all of us..do not miss this one
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Posted on: 27-06-05 11:23:56
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Orginally posted by mercury6
God agrees too, he has made specific rules based on that distinction.
yes? Wow!
No wonder you dont believe in him/her/it
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Orginally posted by sridharm
A big joke canada a part of North America.
.........would 'geographically challenged' be the appropriate word?
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Orginally posted by jughead
Just saw this one, and couldn't resist adding my take to this! No offence meant to anyone
Want to know what happens later to the Canadian immigrant who went to heaven?
Well, soon enough, our Canadian immigrant (who is actually a Canadian Desi) is tired of a lot of things in heaven, and, feeling that it was not what he had imagined it to be, slowly begins to dislike the place. He feels that the celestial beings who have been there for long are enjoying more privileges than him, a newly arrived soul. He complains to God with no avail.
He then starts posting articles in celestialdesi.com about how bad 'life' is actually in heaven, and how it was so much better on earth, and how even hell would have been better, and how he was planning to leave heaven, leaving God wondering what on earth or heaven or hell will make him happy!
Moral of this story: Heaven and hell are what you perceive them to be. With the right attitude, one can transform hell to heaven, but to a discontented person, even heaven will not bring happiness!
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to anyone on earth, heaven or hell, is purely coincidental.
Hey Jughead,
Why did you not finish the story? Well let me do that for you.
Canadiandesi keeps writing in celestaildesi.com . This makes God very upset as GOD is now afraid that no smart desi would come to haeven or else he will be forced to change his ways. So God decides to confront the desi and asks him not to write any more. The Desi replies that I write what I see and experience and that is my fundamental right. God, though unhappy, could not argue. Then, by a sheer chance , God comes accross Jughead's posts in Canadian desi and is surprised to find that here is one Desi who does not complain about injustice and discrimination. Rather this guy always try to humiliate other desi airing their grievances. So he decides to call him. He asked Jughead the secret of his happiness and asked him whether he can help him to silence this Canadian desi. Jughead said "Secret of my happiness in Canada is that I do not question my white masters though they are less educated and enlightened than me. I derive immense pleasure when I find my other Desis doing labor job and suffering as the same guys were my masters in India and now I am their master". As to how to deal with the Desi writing in Celestialdesi.com, Jughead told the God that you point out grammatical and other mistakes in the Desi's post and make his mockery. Hopefully , he would stop. That is what we do on Canadiandesi posts! If that does not work, just threaten the Desi that he would be sent back to Canada. Lo and behold, that really worked! The desi immediately stopped writing as he did not want to come back to living hell called Canada.
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Orginally posted by regretably canadian
....If that does not work, just threaten the Desi that he would be sent back to Canada. Lo and behold, that really worked! The desi immediately stopped writing as he did not want to come back to living hell called Canada.
Jhakas! Has has ke ulta hogela apun to!
Bindaas, maamu!
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hinglish zindabad
Jug.. got it as what is life about. It is not what we see it with our eyes. It is not about the world. It is what we are inside.
Jay
Good one...!
Don't jump into argument guys.
if it is 'heaven' for one, it is 'hell' for another one..so go with your experience.
those who want to live here, they will & those who don't they will leave...!
I am pretty sure nobody can change one's opinion about experiencing hell or heaven.
So right now just smile on this joke..!
Hey Chandresh,
you really did make a hill out of a mole! somehow I missed to read your reply to my joke earlier..and today while I was going through my old posts, came across your post.
Come on, a joke is a joke. You are supposed to smile and move on. I wonder why you found the joke cheap? The original joke had the term "engineer" in place of an immigrant and I just changed it to immigrant as it would be more relevant to this site.
I am still as positive and energetic. There is no place for frustrations.
I will talk to you one of these days.
cheers
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