A new element called woman or canadian shakti
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A NEW ELEMENT CALLED WOMAN 
A new element has 2 b added in the periodic table.
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam Eden Warden
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.3 Kg; isotopes vary from 35-200Kg.
Occurrence: copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.
6. Sweeter under certain conditions.
7. Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore.
8. Ductile if moulded properly.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have gr8 affinity 4 gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs gr8 quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode without prior warning and 4 no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity gr8ly increases by saturation in alcohol.
4. Most powerful money-reducing agent known 2 man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in bikes n cars.
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TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
AVAILABILITY
1. Available in wide different forms n varieties.
2. Can b easily seen in all bizzy areas.
POTENTIAL HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come in contact with each other.
!!!WARNING!!!PROLONGED EXPOSURE 2 THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE HAEMONAGE 
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Special Requests: Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job
"Canadian Sakhi" isn't the right section for this, I'm moving this to humor.
"Canadian Sakhi" is for "gals" only as Garvo had pointed out, I hope the dudes remember that.
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The most important element......
Besides Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen.
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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 01-08-04 23:17:18
Guys...esp smartguy...
whats funny abt this ?
"POTENTIAL HAZARDS
2. Illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come in contact with each other."
So you mean to say that men can go on philandering while women cant have flings ?
and this ?
"COMMON USES
2. Can b a gr8 aid 2 relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
"
care to explain what you mean by this ?
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"Aur Vaise Bhi, Sharafat ki jab kapde utarti hai, sabse zyaada mazaa shareefon ko hi aati hai"....(From The Dirty Picture)
Warning !! SCAM ALERT !!
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=4169 & http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=1379
This is a Useful Health related Tip
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3865
Please visit
http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php for some interesting Information ! (Especially 009.005 )
Quote:
Orginally posted by BlueLobster
"Canadian Sakhi" isn't the right section for this, I'm moving this to humor.
"Canadian Sakhi" is for "gals" only as Garvo had pointed out, I hope the dudes remember that.
Well
I didnt see any (\) NO ENTRY sign for guys there??
better u put one!! so it dont happen by someone else again...as far as i m consern i did on purpose
coz as NERD said wats funny here.... so it should not be in have fun section according to NERD
I dont mind u moving posts of other guys but not of a smartguy!!!
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Special Requests: Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job
Quote:
Orginally posted by Ottawa_Nerd
Guys...esp smartguy...
whats funny abt this ?
"POTENTIAL HAZARDS
2. Illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come in contact with each other."
So you mean to say that men can go on philandering while women cant have flings ?
and this ?
"COMMON USES
2. Can b a gr8 aid 2 relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
"
care to explain what you mean by this ?
One day Sonia Gandhi was giving speach. She was talking about Jawaharlala Nehru. She said in hindi," Nehruji jo karte the....( watever nehru was doing...) " n some ppl listen " Nehruji joker the...( Nehru was a joker)".
Now wat she can do????
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Special Requests: Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 02-08-04 12:32:01
Well smartguy, those few lines were in real bad taste IMO... Dunno what others feel.
If you will notice, I am not averse to S-word related jokes. You can equally poke fun at men and women there.
BUt these lines are to the point of denigrating women !
I still fail to understand how women
1.) can be good cleaning agents ?
2.) good for relaxation ? (unless u are implying what I think you are implying !)
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"Aur Vaise Bhi, Sharafat ki jab kapde utarti hai, sabse zyaada mazaa shareefon ko hi aati hai"....(From The Dirty Picture)
Warning !! SCAM ALERT !!
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=4169 & http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=1379
This is a Useful Health related Tip
http://www.canadiandesi.ca/read.php?TID=3865
Please visit
http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php for some interesting Information ! (Especially 009.005 )
