Posted on: 17-08-15 13:37:05
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don`t talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how`s it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How`s he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don`t talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how`s it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How`s he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk) ...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain`t nothin but liars!!!"
Sorry Vagg, maza nahin aaya. May be, it's too technical for my Desi brain 
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But, thanks for the effort man, as always.
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Fido.
Did you get Goats / Ghosts joke ?
Quote:
Originally posted by febpreet
Sorry Vagg, maza nahin aaya. May be, it's too technical for my Desi brain
But, thanks for the effort man, as always.
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The cowards never started,
The weak died on the way,
Only the strong arrived.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yK1i9cLAMM
Quote:
Originally posted by JRF
Did you get Goats / Ghosts joke ?
Quote:
Originally posted by febpreet
Sorry Vagg, maza nahin aaya. May be, it's too technical for my Desi brain
But, thanks for the effort man, as always.
JRF, good way to explain the joke to FP ;-)
Then our rancher went to the University
And the Professor asked ' Has anyone seen a ghost ?
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Fido.
lol... I get it now.
Keep it up!
