"The Old Version"

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....


"The New Versions":

Pessimist

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.


Marketing Expert

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

Optimist

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back fairly quickly forget her.


Patient

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...



Playful

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,

repeat


Vengeful

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she doesn't come back, Hunt her down and shoot her.


C++ Programmer

if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she= new CShe;



Animal-Rights Activist

If you love somebody, Set her free...

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers

If you love somebody, Set her free...

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the

Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...


Bill Gates

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees

and we should be able to charge her for an upgrade, too.



Biologist

If you love somebody, Set her free...

She'll evolve.


Statistician

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, If she

doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.


Schwarzenegger's Fan

If you love somebody, Set her free...

SHE'LL BE BACK!


Overpossessive

If you love somebody don't set her free.


HR Specialist

If you love somebody set her free

By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.


MBA

If you love somebody set her free...instantaneously...and look for

others simultaneously


Psychologist

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


Somnambulist

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.


Rhett Butler

If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE

If she asks you why say you don't give a damn.


ERP Functional Expert

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis


Finance Expert

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

............HOWZZZZATTTTTTTT...........

Good one !!

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Sunil Sharma, P.Eng.