One tourist from U.S.A. asked PSCSA: Any great man born in this village???
PSCSA: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Good one:
Another one:
Pandit Santa Singh riding a bike in the market with a very lovely lady. Our DSK making a comment to his friend tiger (woodwala):
DSK loudely: Woh Dekh Pandit ki biwi kya patakha maal he...
Stopping the bike Pt Santa Singh responds: Oye Biwi hogi teri..meri to behen he.

Pandit Santa Singh is jobless, and a low school drop out,, where he went to after completing high school, saying it is easy to slide down than climb up, anyway never bothered to learn to write,

before interview they asked him to fill the bio data form, he asked help from a decent looking girl sitting next to him..

girl : what is your first name ?
PSCSA : oh jee long back i was called Chimpu, that was my first name.

She finally got the name from him...

girl : ok Santa singh ji , sex ?
PSCSA : oh jee kabhi kabhi !! (sometimes!)

girl : no , no Santa singh ji , pls mention male or female ?
PSCSA : oh jee mostly male, sometime female also !! How about you ?

girl faints... PSCSA still wonders what happened.