Cute Santa !!
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SANTA APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SANTA: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai Uncle ki.
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Santa Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai.
Ek Saal Bad Santa Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Santa Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi..
Santa Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi?
Santa Bola-Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..
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Once Santa calls Banta on the phone and says 'Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon'. Banta replies 'Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!'
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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua he!
Santa: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.
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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
Ek uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh baki dono chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card...
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”
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