U Dont Want Happen 2 u ..Do you ??....is this real Canadian culture......??
Jump to Page:
< Previous [ 1 ] Next >
Posted on: 15-02-12 15:58:39
U Dont Want Happen 2 u ..Do you ??
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Randy. He is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too -even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion.We can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days
is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his
own way.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and heroine we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better.He sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
Rosie is a smart cookie 
I hope her dad did not have heart attack before see'ing PTO .
Not trying to nitpick here, but I have never come across Canadians using P.T.O.(Please Turn Over) abbreviation.
Quote:
Originally posted by elmer fudd
Not trying to nitpick here, but I have never come across Canadians using P.T.O.(Please Turn Over) abbreviation.
I hope you dont believe this letter is true and not a figment of imagination of somebody .
Quote:
Originally posted by sant
Quote:
Originally posted by elmer fudd
Not trying to nitpick here, but I have never come across Canadians using P.T.O.(Please Turn Over) abbreviation.
I hope you dont believe this letter is true and not a figment of imagination of somebody .
Afaik, in Canadian imagination it would be "contd..." as opposed to "PTO".
Again, I am not nitpicking. Just double checking on some useless piece of information.
