Posted on: 13-05-10 15:06:26
Discoveries and Inventions
Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.
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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional
Little tedious to really make one laugh may be rapper could use it,....Lonavala joke was the best.
You had set the bar high up with that one, this one levels it back 
. But do keep it coming.
are you sure women invented marriage? I doubt it. 
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi
Agreed whoever invented marriage must very evil
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Originally posted by AshwaniG
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
I liked this one !
Assume what could have happen is MAKEUP is not invented
Quote:
Originally posted by AshwaniG
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.
WELL SAIDhowabout if we women say that While Women STUCK to shopping, men ran after other women and had affairs.
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi
