ITEM ONE

See , how people write leave Applications.
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> It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.
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> Just Read It.
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> The Leave Applications; )
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> Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
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> "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
> please sanction me one-week leave."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
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> This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
> the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
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> "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
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> Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
> performing his daughter's wedding:
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> "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
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> From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
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> > "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it
> , please grant me 10 days leave."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
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> "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
> return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> An incident of a leave letter:
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> > "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> A leave letter to the headmaster:
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> "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
> request you to leave me today"
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
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> "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* *
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> Covering note:
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> > "I am enclosed herewith..."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* ***
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> Another one:
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> "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> Actual letter written for application of leave:
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> "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
> home I may be granted leave".
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> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* **
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> Letter writing:-
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> "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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> > ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> ********* ********* ***
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> A candidate's job application:
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> "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
> an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past
> several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am
> applying for the post.





ITEM TWO







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. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?



2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wo nderful dinner together. How can this be?



3 . Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?



4 . This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.































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ANSWERS:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman is a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3 . Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

4 . The letter "e" - the most common letter in the English language - is missing from the entire paragraph!

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