Posted on: 06-03-09 08:11:35
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak ghar nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unka ?
Maaji: Aree kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
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Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What’s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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hahaha
good one...wish i could be one of the lucky guests...
Second one was mind blowing..............I was in trash on work, really good one, i feel better now.
Thanks Yanki
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, climbed up onto the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said : " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "
The passenger apologized and said, " I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for 25 years.
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Quote:
Originally posted by sanjeevm
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, climbed up onto the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said : " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "
The passenger apologized and said, " I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for 25 years.
That was awesome ....
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Vik
One of the best I ever came across ..keep posting ..
Quote:
Originally posted by sanjeevm
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, climbed up onto the footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said : " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "
The passenger apologized and said, " I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for 25 years.
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