Maharastrian and Mumbai-ite jokes

Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.

Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.

Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.

Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.

Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".

What is a gay Maharashtrian called? - Deccan Queen

What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian? - Western Ghat.

What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? - Sadashiv.

Which Maharashtrians wrote the book 'Apartheid in South Africa?' - Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.

What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? - Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate

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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership