You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any
other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'.
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of
the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election
Why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room,
polish UP the silver,
we warm UP the leftovers
We clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house
Some guys fix UP the old car.
People stir UP trouble,
line UP for tickets,
work UP an appetite,
People think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP toabout thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,
so........... it is time to shut UP!
Location: carl sagan's universe
Posted on: 31-01-09 13:53:38
what happened to
F%$k UP!?
as in what a bloody F*&K UP he/she is.
how about F&^ked UP?
as in he/she is so banch&t f76ked UP!
chal chal better saddle UP and split to UP (Uttar Pradesh) before I hurt people's sensitivities.
which leads to splitting UP....
man all these corny lines make me wanna throw UP!
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