Posted on: 25-09-06 11:01:17
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain
announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very
bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency
landing.
Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the
beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and
will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the
island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona,
did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Credit card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she
says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send
cheques for the ICICI
Auto
Loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send
that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40
years. Mona pulls
away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
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Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
Ha ha ha ha !! Zubs, This is a good one. 
Cheers,
Ayaskant.
Quote:
Originally posted by zubs
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week
vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain
announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very
bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency
landing.
Luckily, I
see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the
beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and
will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane
lands safely on the
island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona,
did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
"Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Credit card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she
says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send
cheques for the ICICI
Auto
Loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send
that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40
years. Mona pulls
away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
....
....
....
....
....
....
Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
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