Posted on: 27-06-06 18:57:04
Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a
train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji
how did it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log
platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak
announcement hui ki Shatabdee express 2 no. platform
par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM
PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank God. Aapne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap
patri par nahin koode."
Sardar: "Oye nahin ji! Main to suicide karne ke liye
patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui, main to platform par
chad gaya."
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Ashish
hahaha awesome
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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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