These are a few of the really strange listings on http://www.shaadi.com" rel="nofollow">LINK, a web
site where u can register yourself for free to look for your better
half. Just read and enjoy....
1) Hello To Viewers My Name is Somesha , I am single I don't have
>Famali, If any one want to married to me u can visit to my home. I am
>not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like
>me u welcome to my heart... when ever u want to meet pls visit my
>resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
>
> (uhh ??)
>
>2) I want very simple girl. From Brahmin educated family from orissa
>state. she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
>homework
>
>(Homework?)
>
>3) Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.
>She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which
>the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
>
>(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
>
>4) She should be good looking and should have a service. She Should
>have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
>
>
>(Isn't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
>
>5) I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
>I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
>I am looking for my dream girl who will love me more than I. Because I
>love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
>........ hold my hand forever !!!
>
> (The Dilwale Dulhaniya effect)
>
> 6) I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
>lucknow i am looking onegirl she careme and loveme lot lot lot
>
>(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
>
>7) My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
>Tulsi as in KSBKBT......
>
>
>(Ok. I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
>much, isn't he?)
>
>8) i want a girl with no drinks. if she wants she can wear
>jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give
>respect to our
>caste
>
>(By not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
>
>
>9) HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
>TO LAUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
>MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL, THEY ARE
>1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
>SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH.
>
> (All of us are laughing)
>
>10) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
>someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like
>this she would be called the lady of the lamp
>
>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
>wants?)
>
>11) I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and
>i love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok
>
>
>(I am again clueless but I liked the use of \"ok\". The person is
>suffering from \"Ok-syndrome\"
>
>12) HI IAM VERY COOL N UATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I
>HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BOWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
>
>
>(the \"ok syndrome\" again)
>
>13) I am pradip. my family history - two brothers two sisters and
>fater & mother. sisters complete married
>
>(Somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?)
>
>14) I am very simple and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
>parent. i am doing postal service and tailor master my original resdence
>at kalahandi distrek naw I am staing at rayagada dist.
>
>(What is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor?)
>
>15) My name is farhan and i am unmarried. please you marrige
>me please please please please please please please
>
> (Height of desperation!)
>
>16) Want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or
>she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a
>whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then
>you are beautiful. but I am not a handsome person or not a good
>looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
>expired . I am ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. Bye. Bye.
>
>
>(Perfect Gentleman??)
>
>17)I am kanan. i do own businas. one sistar. he was married.
>
>
>(No comments)
>
>18) I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
>
>(Maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
>
>
>19) hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my
>life happily. I divorced my first wife. her charactor is not good'. I
>expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same
>caste or other caste accepted ...
>
>(But credit cards not accepted..???)
>
>20) my colour is black, but my heart is white.i like social service
>
>(Zebra..???)
>
>
>21) I'm looking out for one girl who lives in Bombay, simple girl, who
>trusts me lot. Should be Roman Catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
>
>
>(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
>
> 22) To be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable
>
>(This guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
>bride. Wish him best luck. I am sure he will get one soon.)
>
>23) I would like a beautyfull girl. And I do not want her any treasure.
>Because girl is the Mahalakshmi.
>
>(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
>
>24) SSC failed three times and worked with private ltd
>company which not paying salary at present.
>
>(Any takers again?)
>
>
>
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JM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jmart
These are a few of the really strange listings on http://www.shaadi.com" rel="nofollow">LINK, a web
site where u can register yourself for free to look for your better
half. Just read and enjoy....
1) Hello To Viewers My Name is Somesha , I am single I don't have
>Famali, If any one want to married to me u can visit to my home. I am
>not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like
>me u welcome to my heart... when ever u want to meet pls visit my
>resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
>
> (uhh ??)
>
>2) I want very simple girl. From Brahmin educated family from orissa
>state. she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
>homework
>
>(Homework?)
>
>3) Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.
>She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which
>the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
>
>(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
>
>4) She should be good looking and should have a service. She Should
>have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
>
>
>(Isn't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
>
>5) I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
>I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
>I am looking for my dream girl who will love me more than I. Because I
>love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
>........ hold my hand forever !!!
>
> (The Dilwale Dulhaniya effect)
>
> 6) I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
>lucknow i am looking onegirl she careme and loveme lot lot lot
>
>(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
>
>7) My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
>Tulsi as in KSBKBT......
>
>
>(Ok. I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
>much, isn't he?)
>
>8) i want a girl with no drinks. if she wants she can wear
>jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give
>respect to our
>caste
>
>(By not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
>
>
>9) HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
>TO LAUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
>MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL, THEY ARE
>1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
>SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH.
>
> (All of us are laughing)
>
>10) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
>someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like
>this she would be called the lady of the lamp
>
>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
>wants?)
>
>11) I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and
>i love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok
>
>
>(I am again clueless but I liked the use of \"ok\". The person is
>suffering from \"Ok-syndrome\"
>
>12) HI IAM VERY COOL N UATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I
>HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BOWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
>
>
>(the \"ok syndrome\" again)
>
>13) I am pradip. my family history - two brothers two sisters and
>fater & mother. sisters complete married
>
>(Somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?)
>
>14) I am very simple and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
>parent. i am doing postal service and tailor master my original resdence
>at kalahandi distrek naw I am staing at rayagada dist.
>
>(What is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor?)
>
>15) My name is farhan and i am unmarried. please you marrige
>me please please please please please please please
>
> (Height of desperation!)
>
>16) Want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or
>she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a
>whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then
>you are beautiful. but I am not a handsome person or not a good
>looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
>expired . I am ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. Bye. Bye.
>
>
>(Perfect Gentleman??)
>
>17)I am kanan. i do own businas. one sistar. he was married.
>
>
>(No comments)
>
>18) I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
>
>(Maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
>
>
>19) hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my
>life happily. I divorced my first wife. her charactor is not good'. I
>expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same
>caste or other caste accepted ...
>
>(But credit cards not accepted..???)
>
>20) my colour is black, but my heart is white.i like social service
>
>(Zebra..???)
>
>
>21) I'm looking out for one girl who lives in Bombay, simple girl, who
>trusts me lot. Should be Roman Catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
>
>
>(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
>
> 22) To be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable
>
>(This guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
>bride. Wish him best luck. I am sure he will get one soon.)
>
>23) I would like a beautyfull girl. And I do not want her any treasure.
>Because girl is the Mahalakshmi.
>
>(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
>
>24) SSC failed three times and worked with private ltd
>company which not paying salary at present.
>
>(Any takers again?)
>
>
>
i think this is disgusting..if theyt font knw english what is there fault..
u r making fun of desi's which shows ur blood i sno more desi
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it is nice to be important..but it is more importanat to be NICE
Location: British Columbia
Posted on: 26-05-06 23:50:13
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarr9
> 22) To be married on jan-2005. working woman preferable
>
>(This guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
>bride. Wish him best luck. I am sure he will get one soon.)
>
>23) I would like a beautyfull girl. And I do not want her any treasure.
>Because girl is the Mahalakshmi.
>
>(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
>
>24) SSC failed three times and worked with private ltd
>company which not paying salary at present.
>
>(Any takers again?)
>
i think this is disgusting..if theyt font knw english what is there fault..
u r making fun of desi's which shows ur blood i sno more desi
Sugarr9,
I disagree with what you have written. It was very funny actually. If an individual is looking to meet a partner in marriage, and are doing so on an ENGLISH matrimonial website, then by not bothering to edit their advertisement it shows the lack of care and time they have put into their ad. How serious are they about marriage? If they dont have time to write a proper ad explaining what they are looking for in a manner that would attract genuine replies, then they may be using the wrong medium.
I doubt any of the above ads would get serious replies.
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~ Morning rain
I agree as well. Those advertisments are funny.
There is no reason to get emotional over this Sugarr9. If somone is taking the pains to log online and actually register on an online matrimonial website to post his or her ad, they should be careful about their language or grammar.
I think these are indeed funny posts and lets take them in that spirit
Cheers
Really funny ads.
>10) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
>someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like
>this she would be called the lady of the lamp
>
>(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy
>wants?)
It seems the guy wanted some one who brings "Ujala" to his house!
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A Proud Indian Canadian
Location: Canada-Glorious and Free
Posted on: 28-05-06 14:54:47
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarr9
i think this is disgusting..if theyt font knw english what is there fault..
u r making fun of desi's which shows ur blood i sno more desi
What???? translation please!
BV
Quote:
Originally posted by Jmart
>2) I want very simple girl. From Brahmin educated family from orissa
>state. she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
>homework
>
>(Homework?)
>
This guy seems to be working in the planning field. He is planning for future. The wife shoul dbe able to teach his kids about RAMAYANA and GEETA BHAGABATA and should be able to do the children's homework.
Keep it up, you will ge very far with this kind of planning.
