One day, three consultants, each one from WIPRO, INFOSYS and TCS, went
out
for a walk. They were old buddies from engg. college, and they were together
for a college reunion.

For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and passed a monkey. Being
in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a
peer competition going on between themselves - they couldn't resist testing
themselves against each other - especially the Infosys guy said to the
others:

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?".

Why not, said the other two. The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever
makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".

By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn. Being a pure logical
strategist, the Infoscion tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes.

The monkey stayed still.

As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures.

No good, the monkey stayed still,

Now, comes the TCSer... being the practical guy he was always trained to be,
he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at
him.

The other two were astonished. How did this TCS guy manage to beat t hem?

No way they were going to accept defeat so easily.

So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey
cry !!"

So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and
they failed again...

Then, the TCSer again whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo!

It started crying, patting the TCS er's shoulder!

The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Infoscion s aid,
"OK,
You've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you.

Let's Make this monkey run".

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed
where it was.

The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey - still No
go.

So...here comes our TCS guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear.

The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was
scared to death!

The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among
us, and you work for the Best firm of the
three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

"Well", said the TCSer, "The first time I made it laugh, I told it I work
for TCS. The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid...so it
started crying. And finally I told him that I was here for RECRUITMENT