The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It serves to determine whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals who were tested, failed the exam.(Scroll down for the answers.)

The questions are not that difficult. You just need to be a bit...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



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The correct answer is: open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door.This question tests whether you are doing simple thingsin a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


























Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put the elephant in and close the door.

Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door. This tests your prudence.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ...still in the refrigerator!This tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.


OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to prove your qualifications to be a professional.


4. There is a river, which is lived in by crocodiles. Your mission is to cross this river. How do you manage to cross it?


























Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! I hope you got this one correct!



VG

Stale!

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Chandresh

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Insult !!

in the 60s when most of the African Countries were gaining Independence from their European colonisers an African leader was visiting a Village and at the Policital Rally there was one native sitting on a tree to lisien to the speeches.

When the leader asked the man why he was sitting there the native replied that after their Masters (colonisers) left he wanted to become a branch manager of a Bank!

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S. kanji
I may not agree with your opinions, but I will fight to death for you be able to air your views.