1. I was sprayed by a skunk
2. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up
3. There is a really, really big mean dog outside my house and I have to wait for animal control to come and take the dog away
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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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Location: Amidst a glow in the sky.
Posted on: 02-09-08 16:07:00
If you called in sick, don't say that you will be back the following day. Some bosses "derive" this situation as a makeup; because they think you can't be sure if you will be better by next day.
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George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?
Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine.
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