Here after the following will be the instructions
behind maggi packs.
Behind maggi 2 minutes noodles pack:
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the
noodles in the
boiled water and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your
noodles r ready to eat.

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. Good one.

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Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about Dada?
A. \"In the pavilion, first there's God and then there's Dada\".

Q. What's Dada's favorite Engilsh movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds

Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?
A. AA Aab laut chalen.

Q. Whats Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka Jeena ...... Phir to hai jana (Kaho na pyar hai)

Q. Whats Dada's favorite food?
A. Maggie (offcourse.... He puts Maggie noodles in a pan before going to bat and he comes back just in time when it is ready)

Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection(helmet)?\"
A \"Two minutes of fun can ruin your life otherwise.\"...hehe

Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC....
A. A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dadagiri ..........

Q. what is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete.

Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. just bowl to him .... He will get out anyway.

Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs........ he will give away 100 runs

Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India offcourse...... plays with 10 people ( dada cant bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.

Q. What shud Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach ..... he offers best catches in the game of cricket.

Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his Bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyways.

Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 min at crease?
A. Dada himself if he can improve his running speed.

Sachin got Ganguly virus...only 2

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The following are some of the ideas for Ganguly to regain form and stay
in the middle for a longer duration.(subject to approval by I.C.C)




IDEA NO:1: Plastic Ball or Tennis Ball or Rubber Ball to be used while
bowling to Ganguly.


IDEA NO:2: Only one stick should be kept while Ganguly is Batting
instead of Three so that his chances of getting out bowled will be minimised




IDEA NO:3: Dada can wrap up his legs with 4 or 5 bats instead of pads,
so that there is no chance of getting out lbw.




IDEA NO:4: The size of the ball can be reduced to the size of a lemon
or size of his bat can be increased to twice its size. Or the size of the ground can be decreased
to that of a Basketball Ground.


IDEA NO:5: Fast Bowlers are prohibited to bowl the following deliveries
to Dada.

They should not bowl Inswinger,Outswinger,Off cutter, Leg
cutter,Bouncer,Short Pitched Ball,Reverse swinging ball,
yorker,reverse swinging yorker,slower ball and most importantly in
and around the off stump corridor.


IDEA NO:6: Slow Bowlers are prohibited from bowling off spin,leg
spin,doosra,googly,china man,flipper,faster ball.


IDEA NO:7: Speed restrictions for bowlers:

FAST BOWLERS: MAX 120 KMPH

SLOW BOWLERS: MAX 50 KMPH.


IDEA NO:8 Fast bowlers in their runup should run like Mohinder Amarnath
and slow bowlers should not run at all.




IDEA NO:9 Ganguly can change his position as medium fast bowler instead
of Batsman and bat at no:11, so that by the time he enters the ground
48 or 49 overs would have been bowled.


IDEA NO:10: I.C.C Should warn Pakistan Bowlers that hereafter any
bowler taking Dada's wicket, the number will not be added to the
bowler's tally of wickets.




IDEA NO:11: Bowlers should not appeal for dismissal of Ganguly. Even a
small appeal (not necessarily loud appealing or excessive appealing)
will lead to match refereee Chris Broad suspending the bowler
for the rest of the series.


IDEA NO:12: Fast Bowlers should only throw the ball and slow bowlers
should use underarm throw.




IDEA NO:13: Even after this if Ganguly gets out, the bowler will be
called a chucker and new rule for bowling action,
i.e.( 2 degrees bending of bowling arm allowed for fast bowlers
and 3 degrees bending of bowling arm for slow bowlers)
will be taken into account and the bowler will be immediately
sent to Australia by next flight for corrective action.




IDEA NO:14: No fielder should catch the ball hit by Dada. If they
catch, then any of the opening batsman who got out earlier,
like virender shewag will be allowed to bat for second time.




IDEA NO: 15: For every minute Dada stays in the middle, one run will be
added to his score and if the ball hits the bat and travels to the
following places, runs will be credited to Dada as follows.

Slip,Gully,Forward Short Leg: 1 run

Mid on,mid off, cover,point: 2 runs

long on,long off,fine leg,third man: 3 runs.




and finally if Dada's wicket is taken before he reaches 50 runs all
pakis will be fined 50% of their match fees.

Dada is suspended, how you gonna make the maggi now?

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