TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
You put both of them on the bench.
And hire another to do the job.

TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
You tell them that only one will go onsite.
You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
Both of them die after fighting.

HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
They run away.

CTS Economics
You have 2 cows.
You train them for two months on how to milk themselves.
Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.

SATYAM ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
One is intelligent one is dumb.
you send the dumb cow onsite making the intelligent cow frustated.
Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration and dumb cow is laid off by
the client.

WIPRO ECONOMICS
you have 2 cows.
you hire one bull.
you start milking the bull and start ploughing the field with the
cows.....Applying Thought.

PATNI ECONOMICS
you have 2 cows.
you don't hire any bull and ask them to multiply themselves.

IBM ECONOMICS
you have one cow you feed it well.
but you try to get all those stuff i.e not just milk but also
butter,cream,curd and rasmalai frpom the cow, in one shot.

MICROSOFT ECONOMICS
you have a very popular fat cow the cow has a very thin leg it eats a
lot but when it comes to milking the cow crashes down

NIIT ECONOMICS
You lure a group of cows and promise to teach them how to be milked. One of the cows gets milked, the rest end up teaching another group of cows on how to get milked.




Ayaskant.

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Success

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley

LOL....U reminded me of my bench days and we had similar discussion on our BB. I still remember it.

Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.


Then the discussion went on and on and eventuallu Cowism was discovered.

Anyways ..Good One !!!

torontodesi,


That was equally good.



Ayaskant.

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LOL....U reminded me of my bench days and we had similar discussion on our BB. I still remember it.

Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.


Then the discussion went on and on and eventuallu Cowism was discovered.

Anyways ..Good One !!!

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Orginally posted by torontodesi

LOL....U reminded me of my bench days and we had similar discussion on our BB. I still remember it.

Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.


Then the discussion went on and on and eventuallu Cowism was discovered.

Anyways ..Good One !!!

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Success

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley

torontodesi,

Some more thoughts on Cowism.



AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the
milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100
years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of
vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian
cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid, British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines, Germany for technology,
French for submarines, Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy
the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.





Ayaskant.

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Orginally posted by ayaskant

torontodesi,


That was equally good.



Ayaskant.

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LOL....U reminded me of my bench days and we had similar discussion on our BB. I still remember it.

Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.


Then the discussion went on and on and eventuallu Cowism was discovered.

Anyways ..Good One !!!

==============================================

Quote:

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Orginally posted by torontodesi

LOL....U reminded me of my bench days and we had similar discussion on our BB. I still remember it.

Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.


Then the discussion went on and on and eventuallu Cowism was discovered.

Anyways ..Good One !!!

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Success

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley