INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INTELism
Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism
You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Mastism bossism!

Kyaism topism!

Ekdumism likism igpayism atinlayism andism thenism someism moreism!

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