Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5'2" Jiski Height Ho,
Jeans Jiski Tight Ho,
Chehara Jiska Bright Ho,
Weight Mein Thodi Light Ho,
Umar Me Difference Slight Ho,
Thodi See Wo Quiet Ho,
Aise Apni Wife Ho.
Sadak Per Sab Kahe Kya Cute Ho,
Bhid Me Sab Kahe Side Ho, Side Ho,
India Ki Paidaish Ho,
Sas Ki Seva Jiski Khwahish Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho.
Padosi Jab Baat Kare To Haath Me Knife Ho,
Dinner Candle Light Ho,
Dono Me Na Kabhi Fight Ho,
Milne Ke Baad Dil Delight Ho,
Hey Prabhu Teri Archana Uski Life Ho.
Yeh Kavita Padhke Sab Kahe
"Guru, Tum Right Ho"
Aisi Apni Wife Ho.
Kaash Yeh Concept 0.0001 Percent Bhi Right Ho
Agar Aisi Apni Wife Ho To Kya Hasin Life Ho
Har Kisi Ki Yahi Farmaish Ho
Kudrat Ki Bhi Aajmaish Ho
Khudah Ke Software Mein Bhi Bug Ki Na Gunjaish Ho
Ay Kaash, Kahin To Ek Aisi Paidaish Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
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ani
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Posted on: 27-09-04 00:34:31
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HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL
COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL
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Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
wajan 80 killo aur
5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
kya!
Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
It is pity that no body continued this.. really good ones
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trying to find real persons
I love the Mumbai-ya dialect!! Especially since it has been made so popular in Bollywood movies by none other than the inimitable Sanjay Dutt.
That was good a one adam! Keep them coming! I wish I too could learn to speak like that.
Another dialect that makes for interesting hearing is the Hyderabadi one. Anyone here who can give some samples of it? We had Mishtar India doing a pretty impressive improv of the Bihari dialect, we have adam who did the Mumbai one. What about some more? Hyderabadi, "khaanti"(pure bread) Bengali, Tamils, Telugus speaking Hindi- it is quite funny! Come on let's have some more creativity and fun!! OR am I already causing frowns of disapproval??
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wisernow
That was a good one Adam..
i am with wisernow's idea of ppl of other dialects coming out and speaking their version of hindi.. would be fin reading them...lets have some more of them
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