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Ottawa_Nerd
Member since: Jan 04

Posts: 1754
Location: Ottawa (Now in Bangalore)
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 18-09-04 21:39:14

You might be a desi, if after repeated warning you still type "HELP" or "NEED ADVISE" in the headings of messages posted on this forum

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smartguy
Member since: Aug 03

Posts: 446
Location: CaNaDa
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 18-09-04 21:51:13

You might be desi if u r a CanadianDesi member!!
You might be desi if u read hindi or gujarati news webs.
You might be desi if u never leave receipt at ATM or Greanmachine.

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Gaulam
Member since: Feb 04

Posts: 48
Location: Landed Immigrant
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 19-09-04 14:09:32

you might be a Desi if your breath smells strongly of Garlic/fried onions in the morning at work.......

the-entrepreneur
Member since: Jul 04

Posts: 190
Location: Mississauga
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 19-09-04 14:54:02

you are a desi if you go for a buffet, order a coke, go out with it, spike it from a mickey in your boot, and walk back in pretending you're sippin on a coke.
Boy that was long!
BKB

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dubaidesie
Member since: Sep 04

Posts: 19
Location: Toronto
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 20-09-04 19:02:55

Why only Desi and not desie?Here is one from a real desie. I am just using Dubaidesie's id. we were in college together in India and we met up here. I am pure Puneikar.

You might be a desie when you see a Brad Pitt look alike and fantasize about him that night.

Sorry won't be more explicit= but just think of the jacking off line! Just an extension(oh wow- that was unintended- all the girls here are cracking up!)

Puneikar

Hope
Member since: Feb 04

Posts: 281
Location: Vancouver
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 21-09-04 01:47:01

You might be a Desi, if you drive 10 miles to fill up Gas, just because, it costs 1 cent less than the price at the gas station near your home.

You might be a Desi, if you buy vegetables only at farmers's market or in chinese stores.

You might be a Desi, if the first question you ask , when you meet another Desi is,"What is your visa status?"

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HOPE

wisernow
Member since: Apr 04

Posts: 313
Location: 43° 54' N, 78° 6' W
Post ID: #PID

Posted on: 21-09-04 09:35:49

You might be a desi if, when you run across a new fellow desi, the conversation is started in English, but changes to common native dialect as soon as possible.

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wisernow

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