Rahul Gandhi was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for his ticket, she told Rahul Gandhi,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.”
Rahul Gandhi replied,”I’m a Gandhi, I’m young, and I’m going to New York.” The attendant said,”That’s fine mister, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
Rahul Gandhi responded again,”I’m a Gandhi, I’m young, and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the Rahul Gandhi‘s same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about Rahul Gandhi.
The captain went and whispered something in Rahul Gandhi‘s ear and Rahul Gandhi immediately got up and went to his seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn Rahul Gandhi to move.
He said, “I just told him that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them Rahul Gandhi fans were. Not really knowing what a Rahul Gandhi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Rahul Gandhi fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Rahul Gandhi?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a BJP supporter.”
The teacher asked him why he was a BJP supporter.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom is a BJP supporter and my Dad is a BJP supporter, so I am a BJP supporter.”

Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Rahul Gandhi fan.”

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Rahul Gandhi got lost in his car in a snow storm. He remembered what his uncle Quotrocci had once told him. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.”
Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and he started to follow it. He followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked him what he was doing. He explained that his uncle had told him if he ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart…”

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Rahul Gandhi suspects that his Columbian drug lord girlfriend is cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to her apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.
Sure enough, when he opens the door, he finds his girlfriend in the arms of another man.
He points the gun at her at stares her down for a moment. Then, suddenly, he’s overcome with grief, so he puts the gun up to the side his head.

His girlfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…”

Rahul Gandhi yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”

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A trucker stops at a red light and Rahul Gandhi catches up to him. He knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Rahul Gandhi and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker just ignores him, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, Rahul Gandhi again catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Rahul Gandhi, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores him again and continues down the street. At the next red light Rahul Gandhi catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Rahul Gandhi and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at him and finally he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”

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Rahul Gandhi decides to attend a charity fund raiser program attended by only Congress party sycophants and their paid media. He was called down to answer questions to see if he could win Rs. 100,000.
The first question was what is 10 plus 11? He hesitates and says, hm... 5!
The host says no I’m sorry that’s incorrect. All of Congie sycophants in the stadium chanted “Give him another chance, give him another chance!”
So the host agrees and said, “Ok how about 5 plus 5.” Rahul Gandhi answers and says 20. Again all the Congie sycophants chanted give him another chance, give him another chance.
So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. Rahul Gandhi says 4! and the audience says "Give him another chance give him another chance!"

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Employee: I want Leave
HR: What leave, PL, CL or sick leave?

Employee: Rahul Gandhi leave
HR: What is that?

Employee: "I will go somewhere for 2 months and none in the company will know where I am? I am not to be disturbed for I will be thinking and getting all pay and perks during such leave. Everyone will make a statement that I will come back soon, in one week in a fortnight etc. Missing posters will be placed to create interest

None from the company question me as to what I am doing? I will be thinking about the betterment of the company

Once I am back I am made the President of the company and made to run the affairs of the company. Though I have failed in my work earlier"

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During the nineties when Rahul Gandhi was generally jobless in US, he decided to visit Disneyland. He was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said “DISNEYLAND LEFT”.
After thinking for a minute, he said to himself “oh well !” and turned around and drove home.
On his way home Rahul Gandhi drove past another sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.
By the time he drove eight miles, he had cleaned 43 restrooms!!

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One more..

When Rahul Gandhi was pretending to be studying abroad in the nineties, he received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well!!!!