Smart Santa

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.
Santa, the bartender, shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?"
"Sure", said Santa, and he did.
"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you`d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth."
"Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you`d reach in my right hand pants pocket, you`ll find the money for the beer."
Santa got it.
"You`ve been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more. Where is the men`s room?"
"Out the door," said Santa, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there`s one in a filling station on the corner."

Thats a ZIPPERUPPER.!!

fh.

Look for Jonah Falcon in Rolling Stone.
Issue 924