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AshwaniG   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1484
Location: Convinient

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-11-10 00:41:44

With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance.
MIRRORCILLIN – A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN – Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.

COSMOPOLIRA – Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing ‘facts’ in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

LOGICON – Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as ‘you don’t love me anymore’.

PARKATRON – 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.

MAGNATACK – Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA – Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their credit limit.

BEERINTULIN – Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.


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hchheda   
Member since: Aug 05
Posts: 2245
Location: Woodbridge

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-11-10 10:19:30

Hope you can move this to HAVE FUN section...:D
Get ready for brick bats from the ladies brigade though.

Hiren



AshwaniG   
Member since: Jul 04
Posts: 1484
Location: Convinient

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-11-10 13:01:27

What medicine name comes to your mind to prevent it ?? :D

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Originally posted by hchheda

Get ready for brick bats from the ladies brigade though.

Hiren


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Maharaj   
Member since: Oct 02
Posts: 1721
Location: Brampton

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 04-11-10 15:19:39

Quote:
Originally posted by AshwaniG
What medicine name comes to your mind to prevent it ?? :D


Prevention??? You already have opened the Flood Gates, all you can think now is of Cure !!!



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