A man is taking a walk in the Central park in New York City. Suddenly, he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girls' life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl."

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh, then it will say: 'Brave American saves life of little girl.' " the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic Terrorist kills innocent American dog."