Whenever CD Forum decide to give away some awards for users, I will suggest your name in best sense of humor category for sure.

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Originally posted by manserwadekar

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Originally posted by Fido

Well if you can't get your money back - try damaging his reputation ... get an article in Toronto Star .... how a new immigrant got conned by a tailor ...

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That made me think of couple of more options...
17) Article should contain a picture of you with cropped pants and Tailor with long Sherwani and long scissors in his hand
18) Show the picture of receipt with fine print and indicate it as "Fatwa" against pants culture.
19) Title of the article could be sensational such as "Secret plans to root out pants culture and spread of Sherwani culture" (you can get more suggestions from the folks here).
20) The article should end with something like "This is the fight of Good Vs Evil, tall Vs Short, Pants Vs Sherwani and invite folks to join a protest.
21) Print the cropped banners with pants picture..
22) Start a "Tea party" style protests outside Tailor shop with above banners.
23) Propose wearing "Lungi" as a sign to protest so that tailor will get confused.
24)Send invitation to Britney spears as guest speaker..she will likely to accept it but she can speak for Tailor since he cuts the apparel too short.
25) Keep a picture of Sarhadd Gandhi (Khan Abdul Gaffar Khan).

Although my target was to give you 100 options (because I am concerned) I will try to stop now before it gets too boring and routine...

PS: Waiting for next similar incident

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(Although my target was to give you 100 options (because I am concerned) I will try to stop now before it gets too boring and routine...)

manserwadekar,

I am waiting for the other options........ to concerned about it, won't leave the thread...

manserwadekar you are a genius
you made us all laugh from nothing and I also would like to thank musicgold for posting such a message

Good One
Aditya2007

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves..asking for more fun out of someone's misery...?
But because I donot want to disappoint you here are some more options. The options that I am going to open are really unlimited and there are so many opportunities that everyone would jump in with their own. I will start categorizing it.
==>Politics
26) Recommend Tailor to the friends who are jealous of you or you are.
27) Have them alter their pants
28) Form a cropped pants Cult with them
29) Cult will grow faster due to culture in US kids wearing pants half down
30) As a leader call yourself "Swami Ardhpant" or "Baba Ardhpatlun Dev"
31) start nationwide tour giving lectures on Ardh pant Nirvana and Pant Karma
32) Start Gandhigiri by sending "Stitch well soon" or "Cut well soon" cards to tailor
33) Remember Britney from earlier protest? Publish your picture in pant half down (due to length) and Britney in bikini.
34) Blame scandal on Tailor as a conspiracy to defame you
35) After scandal since cult will not have much of credibility Form political party
36) Symbol for the party will, of course, be Cropped pants
37) Start running for elections (remember to wear the belt)

==> Business
38) Create your Avtar in Under pants, name it PantMan or pantBob(like superman)
39) Partner with Mattel on toy line with your Avtar
40) create a supplement set to go with the toy. The set contents should be: Set of Cropped pants, Cropped Shirt, scissors, Cutter, blades and fine printed bill
41) Market the product with following commercial with a boy and dad in sherwani playing with Pantman/Pantbob
Boy holding the pantman figure in underwear, cuts the pant in the set with the included scissors and trying to force the pant on figure while dad shoves the bill with fine print on figure face. End with both of them laughing and high-fiving. Indicate that a copped tie will be free with set if ordered within 2 weeks.
42) By then if tailor tries to do the same, don't worry , it will not be succcessful, we will plan negative campaigns such as choking hazards due to longer sherwanis.
43) Start IPL (Incision Pant League)



(I warned you guys it's going to get boring..but well..if you enjoy it I will supply it)
Musicgold sorry but just think this guy I am commenting on as a non existence character and you will have some fun. Thank you for keeping the big heart and keeping the forum alive. All credit goes to your original post

Hmmm...

Have you tried telling him, you'll send the TALIBAN after him?

Even better, tell him AQ (and Osama) have issued a fatwa against him.

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Originally posted by sguk

Hmmm...

Have you tried telling him, you'll send the TALIBAN after him?

Even better, tell him AQ (and Osama) have issued a fatwa against him.

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So dood, howz the pant coming along?
what option did you finally choose?
Please do not hesitate if you need more....I have invented tonnes of them.

PS: Please do not kill me or plan to cut me to the size.