Posted on: 30-08-09 16:38:09
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
“Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The
Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
The
biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make
a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Very good
yo Gopalpai,
Keep it this way and all of us can enjoy your jokes.
No calling names please( Calling Sita a babe, Ram's step mother a bitch, making fun of last names, Gandhi etc).
BTW, what makes u like the pie so much. ... Just kidding
Quote:
Originally posted by gktaurus
yo Gopalpai,
Keep it this way and all of us can enjoy your jokes.
No calling names please( Calling Sita a babe, Ram's step mother a bitch, making fun of last names, Gandhi etc).
BTW, what makes u like the pie so much. ... Just kidding
Right............really good one................
