The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back ! It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over the centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using the latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick all the political and cinema posters on its pillars."

Hanuman in all humility spoke: "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the sea and they have withheld. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now?"

Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman! some people down there want to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves a lot of money and a lot of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case?"

Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to submit our age proof and we do not have either a birth certificate or a school leaving certificate. We travelled mainly on foot and some times
in bullock carts and so we do not have a driving license either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in, dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma, so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."

"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated. "

"Lord! we cannot understand these historians. Over the years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravana  is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Maareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around. Do not forget that we have to take the LTTE into consideration. No doubt when we wage a war against the ruler of Sri Lanka, Prabhakaran may offer his help to us but before we contemplate installing him in the throne, in place of Vibeeshana, one or both of us will have to meet the fate of Rajiv Gandhi. How do you like it?"
 
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Originally posted by monkLord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravana  is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Maareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around. Do not forget that we have to take the LTTE into consideration. No doubt when we wage a war against the ruler of Sri Lanka, Prabhakaran may offer his help to us but before we contemplate installing him in the throne, in place of Vibeeshana, one or both of us will have to meet the fate of Rajiv Gandhi. How do you like it?"
 
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Karunanidhi will not bother for this type of scripts, this is nothing for him.
But I am sure even many CDs will not enjoy this.

Against?? which religion??

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Where is Administrator............ ???????????????

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I am very surprised with RBO reply

Nothing wrong with Thread & its not against any religion

I found whenever some one write nice about Hindu or Hindu Religion with out putting wrong about other religions, many CD members take objection & request to delete the thread, Why?

Also surprising I found many threads which write good about Muslims & other religions & nobody ever says to DELETE this thread. SURPRISED

To be honest, this is the GREATNESS OF HINDU RELIGION & people