Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few
Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.

In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor
which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his
death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi
is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Sultan
Rahi!

2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3
gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi
has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in
your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the gangster
dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.
Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump
even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroesnormally use.
Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtuallyimpossible?)

Sultan Rahi suddenly
pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...

really new and good ones.

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Orginally posted by chidesi85

Newton commits suicide...

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ever heard of Rajnikant in bollywood?

This email has been in circulation for a while with different heroes.......I got one way back with mithunda and then one with rajnikant some time back. In any case its hilarious

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