How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!





Dear Bo$$



In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under $ tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have given

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$ pond $oon.



Your$ $incerely,



Employee



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear





I kNO w you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .



NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading eco NOmists are NOt sure if the United State s may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things have turn bad .



I have NOthing more to add NO w. You k NOw what I mean .



Yours truly,
Manager

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Ashish

Nice one

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I once made a mistake, but I was wrong about it.

"I must have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."

"Really?" the boss asked. "What other companies are after you?"

"The gas company, the telephone company, and the electricity company," the man replied

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