Posted on: 29-09-05 15:06:34
Hi there everyone.... got this email.....found it interesting and quite funny ........ no offence meant to anyone...but after reading this one feels none the better than the other....
how about everyone else whose city isnt mentioned here add a bit to it.. all in good fun
Identifying Cities in India
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes
a software program to stop the fight. But the fight
doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like
all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch and starts betting on who will win the fight, slowly the betting scene gets hotter than the fight and paan walas sell paan to the crowds.
You' re in Banares.
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch, watching the crowd grow even the passerbys on road try to get in the crowd , slowly all traffic stops, public transport busses stop and and a melle breaks out ....with slogans like jabtak hai samose main aaloo ...hamara neta laloo hi laloo
That's Patna.
Two guys are fighting, and a crowd checks into the fight from all over the world by clicking a link.
Thats Canadiandesi.
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Quote:
Orginally posted by Mishtar India
Two guys are fighting, and a crowd checks into the fight from all over the world by clicking a link.
Thats Canadiandesi.
THATS HILARIOUS!
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Chandresh
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Two guys are fighting, and a crowd checks into the fight from all over the world by clicking a link.
Thats Canadiandesi
Very nice Mishtar india.... thats so true...if it happens anywhere it happens here...
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
