Posted on: 17-03-08 16:35:20
HEALTH :QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION ~ I hope this clears up any misconceptions about food and lifestyle...
Q : I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q : Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Whisky, like beer, is made from Barley. Most Rum is made from molasses. Molasses is over 50% sugar, but it also contains significant amounts of minerals and other trace elements, which can contribute to the final flavor. (& Sugar). Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of
the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. So would you want to deprive yourself all the goodness ? Bottoms up, mate!
Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. So irrespective of your body fat content, the ratio will always be 1:1, so...
Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q : Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around! In fact, a recent BBC survey rated Chocolate one among ten "wonder foods" alongwith garlic, tea, etc.
Q : Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)
Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
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Good joke
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Sanjeev,
Welcome after a longtime...
Initially I took some questions seriously and was happy 
I wasnt exercising...sad..
ts only a joke.
Hiren
rather the first sentence sounded as if it is clearing some misconceptions re. health
as a joke it is fine ..but be careful in posting such 'jokes'
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Quote:
Originally posted by hchheda
Sanjeev,
Welcome after a longtime...
Initially I took some questions seriously and was happy
Hiren
Thanks Chheda bhai! Njoy
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Sanjeev Manocha, MBA
Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)
Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto
Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
http://www.manocharealty.com" rel="nofollow">LINK
Quote:
Originally posted by goldeneye
..but be careful in posting such 'jokes'
Main kuchh samjha nahin
Anyway.......Bura naa mano HOLI HAI
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Sanjeev Manocha, MBA
Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)
Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto
Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
http://www.manocharealty.com" rel="nofollow">LINK
