Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
Good job!!! 
) Preety funny.
I liked no. 14th.
Location: carl sagan's universe
Posted on: 05-07-07 22:54:08
discriminatory!
I have a friend, Indian, who had a surd complain against her 'cos she forwarded surd jokes to her office friends.
Her manager who is Caucasian hauled her up and guess what, she turned the
tables on him using the discrimination against women card.
The Cauk actually went to HR and told them never to bring these topics between members of the same country up again, hampers work!
Poor surd.
But really these jokes are like the Polack, Irish, blonde ones.
Interpret anyway you want.
I think we should have the ability to laugh at ourselves. The urge to label everything as racist, discriminatory and to be politically correct seems to be over the top in North America.
As a Mallu myself, I don't see anything bad in these jokes.
I agree - why make Surds only the butt of most jokes; we need to spread the joy 
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Originally posted by alexm
we need to spread the joy
What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
- You are going from BED(bad) To VERSE(worse).
Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka Bhayiya?
- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH(cash).
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There was once a Gujarati Bhai Patel, owning a shop,
living in USA, and he was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out
what had happened to him.
I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.
"Car crash! My Corolla!! Is my car all right?" he asked
hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries
- you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save
it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are
in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see
you."
He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around
the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs. Patel.
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here too?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well" said patel thoughtfully, "Alpa, Diness, Kalpess,
Paress and Kamless are here....... and if all of you are here,
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THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE S(H)OP!!!!!????" he cried loudly. ...
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Mumbai Maazi Ladki ...
I believe a mallu can enjoy these jokes better. Myself being a mallu, I can feel it. Jokes are to be enjoyed. No question of race or any thing comes in these jokes
Ok, these are not mallu jokes, but santa-banta ones. Pretty good
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa : Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet : Phone Mere Liye Tha!
Santa : Aapne Nurse Bahut Changi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein
Theek Ho Gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi.
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide
Si.
Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse
Le Aa.
A crow shits on Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi Fhayda Nahin, Kauwa Toh Udd Gaya..!
Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you
controlyour anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!
Preet....
