A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed
wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail. Meanwhile..... somewhere, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message,
she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached Safely

Date: 22nd August,2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,

and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. I've just reached

safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared

for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your

journey is as uneventful as mine was .........

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMVuD_in67M

E mere vatan ke logo.............

If you want to do something for our country, just dont support corruption or be part of it

An Indian moved to England. His English neighbour decided to call on him to introduce himself and wish the newcomer welcome.

The Englishman was surprised to see the man from India in his nice backyard busily absorbed in chasing chickens around like mad.

"Must be an Indian custom," the Englishman thought to himself. Deciding not to intrude, he could put off the welcome till a later date and went home.

The next evening, he decided he should go again to welcome the Indian. This time, from the street, he saw through the window that the Indian was urinating into a cup and drinking it.

"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself, deciding again to delay the welcome by another day.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian. From the gate, he saw the Indian concentrating with his ear pressed hard against a cow's butt. Starting to be annoyed at this behaviour in the neighbourhood, he went up to the Indian.

"I'm sorry to disturb you sir. I am your neighbour. I wanted to wish you welcome, but from what I have seen you doing for the last three days, I am not so sure any more because we don't want such goings on in our neighbourhood", said the Englishman unable to hold his voice from rising.

'Neither I, nor the other people living in the neighbourhood will stand for your crazy Indian customs!" he almost yelled to the Indian's face.

The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership